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charlesoberonn

Imagine three brothers whose father just died. Nobody really liked him but he owned a lot of businesses all over town, which he split the ownership of between his three sons.

  • The first son gets the CEO position of a powerful corporation, including his own private jet
  • The second son gets the father’s shipping company and his yacht
  • The last son gets ownership of a small funeral home that isn’t doing very well

The first son becomes a total jerk who sleeps around and cheats on his wife constantly.

The second son adopts the culture of the sailors at the docks and develops an aggressive personality

The third son’s company is more of a reliability than an asset, but through hard work he makes it work. He’s not very comforting to the grieving costumers, but his prices are fair and he treats them with respect. He marries a wife who helps him run the funeral home. The place is a success, despite its dreariness.

This is literally Greek Mythology.

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trilllizard666
beachcryptid

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

beachcryptid

beachcryptid

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

juniperberrie

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

trilllizard666

it probably wasn’t “for no reason” since a lot of companies will run ads on children’s networks that ain’t aimed at kids necessarily, but are aimed at a secondary demographic: the parents more likely than not hanging around the kids and watching what they’re watching, or are doing something in the background while keeping an eye on the kids

Source: beachcryptid i wanted that fucking ice cream cake thing
sturdydenimblue
sturdydenimblue

your friendly neighborhood eldritch horrors

I’m thinking that Lup and Barry’s souls are kinda wack after story and song. Lup ended up voring all the magic in the umbrastaff and Barry ate the boys’ pain during TSG. And they both are emotion driven magical entities who were alone without their anchors for a long ass time. That can’t be healthy. 

Like there’s a lot there! There’s Lup’s severe claustrophobia and myriad of sensory issues that come from being a half formed ghost for so long. Barry was on the edge of going feral for a really long time and neither of them had any real outside contact for twelve years. Etc etc.

So…along with PTSD, their magic is just, not the same anymore. It’s wilder, it surges. When they’re upset red sparks of magic fly off them, even in their fleshbodies. One of the things that make liches so dangerous, a facet of their instability is that magic unrestrained by the limits of flesh and lifespans becomes obscenely powerful. They have to re-learn how to keep themselves in check and it’s pretty exhausting to take in along with the aftermath of everything else.

Yes, they were strong before but they were still bound by the constraints of the cycles, focused on survival. When Taako watched them climb out of their corpses on that hill their specters were simple, skeletal and dressed in their IPRE uniforms. 

Twelve years pass and change them. 

Lup is phantasmal, resplendent, made of ghostly flame. She flickers and crackles and (when necessary) rages and consumes. On the battlefield she practically dances as she scorches the ground. 

Barry looks a bit more traditional, tattered red robes, withered and skeletal hands. But his cowl is an empty void, save for the flickering white light inside. For years he was a faceless manipulator, with no one to recognize him.

They aren’t traditional Reapers, the Raven Queen can’t take their souls and reform them in her image as she would traditionally because they’ve remade themselves already. Other lich souls can be severed from their magic but Lup and Barry wove themselves together tightly, with love, bond magic, with the kind of desperation born from a century of apocalypse. 

Anyway they’re pretty terrifying and very in love. 

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otherwindow

A magical girl series where the girls transform into their DnD characters. 

otherwindow

Imagine being a typical shojo super villain and seeing an anime girl transform into a fucking Orc.

otherwindow

Not even a cute anime Orc, just a realistically drawn Warcraft Orc named Mo’Gar Skullcrush or something. 

None of the girls in the group transform into cute Elves. It’s just Lady Stormbeard the Dwarf ranger. Skeletal Lich Bellinde Bloodless. GrhhuHghh the Goblin cleric. Every villain they meet is fucking terrified.

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yourresidentginger69
drarry-should-be-canon:
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“ fleamontpotter:
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“ pansiparknson:
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“ The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold...
fleamontpotter

The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the bottom now we here I love him so much

pansiparknson

Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that on his desk

fleamontpotter

I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot

fleamontpotter

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AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY. I’m surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year, he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just fill his arm up with gold instead of bones.  

fleamontpotter

NO WONDER HE CAN SEE THE FUCKIN SNITCH SO WELL HE’S ON THE HUNT FOR GOLD 

bixgirl1

Harry Potter: Actual Niffler.

drarry-should-be-canon

I don’t know why i had to laugh so much about this post 😄

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